Oral Exam ni Pareng TOTO

pilipino jokes | batangas jokesIsang umaga sa classroom nina TOTO…

TITSER: TOTO! Use BE COOL and I’LL BUY in a sentence.
TOTO: The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I’LL BUY, BE COOL.

TITSER: Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
TOTO: Nag-ring daw ho kunware ang telepono Ser. (phone rings)… Hello? Who SCHOOLING?

TITSER: Use AFFECT in a sentence.
TOTO: Jackie is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.

TITSER: Use DECANTER in a sentence.
TOTO: You can order that medicine over DECANTER.

TITSER: Use DESPISE in a sentence.
TOTO: Who baked all DESPISE?

TOTO: I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL consent so he can go to the picnic.

TITSER: Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
TOTO: Noel, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, ko-CONTEMPLATE.

TITSER: Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don’t know what this is, it’s a city [or street] at the L.A. COUNTY in CALIFORNIA)
TOTO: Pagsaganda na sana ng chix na yun, pero, ma-ARTESIA.

TITSER: Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
TOTO: Na-CARDIAC yung kotse ni Noel noong isang gabi.

TITSER: Use CENTURION in a sentence.
TOTO: Na-CENTURION si Noel ng tatay niya dahil sobrang ligalig.

TITSER: Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
TOTO: Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong hong DEDICATE.

TITSER: Use DELICACY in a sentence.
TOTO: Bagal mo Noel! DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.

TITSER: Use LAITY in a sentence.
TOTO: Taga LAITY si Imelda Marcos.

TITSER: Use MENTION in a sentence.
TOTO: Ang pagsalaki ng bahay ni Noel ah, parang MENTION eh.

TITSER: Oh last na are! Use CADET in a sentence.
TOTO: CADET ko si Anna nung isang gabi. Ngayon, si Noel naman ang CADET niya.

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